You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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