the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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