idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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