have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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