I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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