Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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