is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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