I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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