I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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