What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My penis needs a shock collar
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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