i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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