Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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