Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
so let's talk penis.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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