just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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