Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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