Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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