is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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