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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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