Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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