This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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