what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize
