is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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