He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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