He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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