If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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