why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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