mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
