i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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