omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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