I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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