I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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