i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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