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(407): View more from Florida

just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?

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(847): View more from Illinois

i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink

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(734): View more from Michigan

i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.

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(206): View more from Washington

buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night

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(812): View more from Indiana

Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.

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(817): View more from Texas

It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.

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