Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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