i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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