you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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