Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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