READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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