You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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