bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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