It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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