Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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