You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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