we're blogging at a bar
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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