I hope mine doesn't look like that
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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