Non-Jews are for practice
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize