Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
wow bdsm is so cute
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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