I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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