The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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