I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
