Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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