where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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