Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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