Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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